I'm uncool
Oct. 6th, 2006 11:57 pmThis is a variation of a common meme of 'guessing movie quotes'. Only with this, this is movies that I've seen and not readily admit. I'll screen it to hide your shame.
1) "Ah, sure, but just like every other foaming, rabid psycho in this city with a foolproof plan, you've forgotten you're facing the single finest fighting force ever assembled."
"The Israelis?"
Dragnet
2) "Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack."
The Waterboy
3)"Who are these guys?"
"My theme music. Every good hero should have some." I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
4)"This is my Power Glove."
"Yeah, well, uh, just keep your Power Gloves off her, pal, huh?" The Wizard
5)"All those souls and you still don't have one of your own. I pity you sorcerer."
"Save your pity for THE WEAK!" Mortal Kombat
6)"Let off some steam, Bennett." Commando
7)"Wendy, sweetheart, I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to bash your fucking brains in!" The Shining
8) "No more popcorn, Creedence."
Goblins 2, which is strange considering I never seen Goblins 1
9) "Explain the Trinity."
"Hmm, well, it's a bit of a bugger."
Nuns on the Run
10) "No way, I love wild goose chases! Let's go get lost."
Sesame Street's Follow That Bird
11) "You have to have faith for this to work on me!"
Fright Night
12)"Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"I don't listen to hip-hop." South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
13) "I am the stream. I am the bridge. I am terrified."
Troop Beverly Hills
14)"So, Lonestar, we meet at last. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." Spaceballs
15)"I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp? "
"No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp." The Breakfast Club
16) "Someone in the audience has killed before, and will kill again!"
Deep Red
17)"Hello, and welcome to Secrets of the Universe. Today we will learn how to make plutonium from common household items." UHF
18) "Sure. If you can't trust the governments of the world to use your
atomic theories wisely, who can you trust?"
Young Einstein
1) "Ah, sure, but just like every other foaming, rabid psycho in this city with a foolproof plan, you've forgotten you're facing the single finest fighting force ever assembled."
"The Israelis?"
Dragnet
2) "Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack."
The Waterboy
3)
"My theme music. Every good hero should have some."
4)
"Yeah, well, uh, just keep your Power Gloves off her, pal, huh?"
5)
"Save your pity for THE WEAK!"
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8) "No more popcorn, Creedence."
Goblins 2, which is strange considering I never seen Goblins 1
9) "Explain the Trinity."
"Hmm, well, it's a bit of a bugger."
Nuns on the Run
10) "No way, I love wild goose chases! Let's go get lost."
Sesame Street's Follow That Bird
11) "You have to have faith for this to work on me!"
Fright Night
12)
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
13) "I am the stream. I am the bridge. I am terrified."
Troop Beverly Hills
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15)
"No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp."
16) "Someone in the audience has killed before, and will kill again!"
Deep Red
17)
18) "Sure. If you can't trust the governments of the world to use your
atomic theories wisely, who can you trust?"
Young Einstein