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Screw Free Will Astrology
Dec. 19th, 2003 08:46 pmThis is right in tune with my bad mood after having the bus come twenty minutes late.
From Loserscopes
This month, as Venus moves into the 8th quadrant, you'll meet a fabulous young vixen who will lure you into her lair and introduce you to varieties of sexual deviance even the Germans haven't discovered yet. Unfortunately, she will leave you with an isolating and embarrassing itch. Yes, you will have acquired cooties, and there is no known cure. Oh well, I guess that's what you get for sleeping with middle school chicks.
From Loserscopes
This month, as Venus moves into the 8th quadrant, you'll meet a fabulous young vixen who will lure you into her lair and introduce you to varieties of sexual deviance even the Germans haven't discovered yet. Unfortunately, she will leave you with an isolating and embarrassing itch. Yes, you will have acquired cooties, and there is no known cure. Oh well, I guess that's what you get for sleeping with middle school chicks.
