Good things

I entertained a baby.

I got a bra that fits me.

I managed to find grammar mistakes in that snarky homonym page even when too drunk to figure that the 'Page Down' key went down as far as it could.

I wonder if math geniuses are able to make complex equations drunk.

Not that I am a genius. Just silly.

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According to Pop vs. Soda:

In Massachusetts, 878 people, about 24%, call it tonic. This doesn't count the responses about using 'tonic' as a child, the origin of the name, and how stupid calling it 'pop' is.