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taratemimaMy muses are having a bake-off.
See, it all started with this quiz. There is this one question: "number of times one of the main characters is described as 'little', 'small', 'slender', 'delicate' or being feminized in any other way in comparison to his lover, the epitome of maleness/machismo"
They can't decide whether being bone-thin or being short makes them the 'feminine' one. Especially since one got called 'effeminate' and 'dresses girly' in interviews and the other could look like a girl in videos and wore a hella lot of make-up in the eighties.
So, they are having a bake-off to see who is more feminine. One of the muses' brother is appalled. "First Bob Hope dies, now this? The downfall of American manhood continues."
Uh-oh. I think one of them set off the smoke alarm.
Maybe I'll distract them by talking about the idea of talking plants that know your innermost homoerotic desires and sappy nicknames like "my darling meglomaniac."
See, it all started with this quiz. There is this one question: "number of times one of the main characters is described as 'little', 'small', 'slender', 'delicate' or being feminized in any other way in comparison to his lover, the epitome of maleness/machismo"
They can't decide whether being bone-thin or being short makes them the 'feminine' one. Especially since one got called 'effeminate' and 'dresses girly' in interviews and the other could look like a girl in videos and wore a hella lot of make-up in the eighties.
So, they are having a bake-off to see who is more feminine. One of the muses' brother is appalled. "First Bob Hope dies, now this? The downfall of American manhood continues."
Uh-oh. I think one of them set off the smoke alarm.
Maybe I'll distract them by talking about the idea of talking plants that know your innermost homoerotic desires and sappy nicknames like "my darling meglomaniac."
