taratemima | National Brotherhood Con

National Brotherhood Con by me
based on "National Brotherhood Week" by Tom Lehrer
Comments welcome.

Oh the science fen
hate the fantasy fen
and the fantasy fen
hate the science fen.
To hate all
but the right fen
is an old established rule.

But at National Brotherhood Con,
National Brotherhood Con,
Spuffy and Bangel fans
agree to rag on Dawn.
It's time to emphasize
with all the fandoms you despise
Just don't think they're cool.

Oh the book fen
hate the media fen
and the media fen
hate the book fen.
All of my friends
hate all of your friends.
It keeps you from being bored.

But at National Brotherhood Con,
National Brotherhood Con,
Scadians and ceremonial magicians
hunt for swords and wands.
Step up to give a hug
to someone you think's a slug.
Flatter the plebian horde.

Oh, the subbies
hate the dubbies
and the dubbies
hate the subbies,
the tabletops
hate the larpers
and everyone hate the furries.

At the National Brotherhood Con,
It's National Ev'ryonestopwankingononeanother Con,
Be nice to people who
are inferior to you.

It's only one weekend
but have no fear.
Be grateful
it won't happen next year!