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Feb. 8th, 2004 12:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
taratemimaWhat I learned from this thread.
Obviously, to be the most hated person on LJ, I need to do some work. Bisexual, polyamourous women are already mentioned as evil, because they are not depending on sad boys who believe in the 'ladder theory' for sex. I'm fat, and post about my sex life, so that disgusts people who think anyone over 100 lbs shouldn't have any human contact. I am already writing RPS, but I need to do about less obscure people. I post 'profound' entries, 'OMG squee about the things and people I like' entries and boring 'here's how my day' entries went, so the hate can be spread around. Mentioning goth stuff obviously makes me a loser, even if I think 'Sex Gang Children' rather than 'AFI' when you mention goth. Plus, when you think 'childfree,' you think 'defensive and bitter child-hater.' Not you personally, but I ought to earn that reputation. Get away from that Jack Skellington, er, you evil parent.
I am not a pagan, though I am sure some people who think beit dins (dinim?) around the world would refuse to convert me. Obviously, I must be obnoxious about the converting to Judaism thing. I must read more Judaica and post it. A good old fashioned flame war about Caananite history or the Kabbalah will do. Pick fights with hardcore Aestru and serious Celtic recons, they are so much more fun to poke than the fluffy bunnies. Oh wait, why bother with the obscure when I can flame fundies and Messianic Jews? Maybe if I post "OMG PALESTINIANS SU><0RZ" or something, I'll get the hate. Hell, if I post "OMG ISRAEL IZ RACSIST!!!!!1," I'll get the hate too. Perhaps I can suggest that Disney buy the entire thing and turn into a theme park, and that the everyone else can live in Luxemborg.
I can be a furry. Yep, that's right, today, I decided I'm really a cyberpunk guinea pig trapped in a 'ew-man' body. Don't you even think of eating me,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
browngirl. Just being doing that, I'll already get the hate from people who want to feel good about their 'collection' of Star Trek novels. If I get real pompous about it, I can be hated by more people. Maybe other furries. Keen!
I am not as big into anime as I should be to be hated. Bad yaoi (yaoi warui?) especially. Never mind if my preferences in man love lean toward 'nerd' rather than 'twink.' I can learn to love weepy ukes and fangirl Japanese.
Then there are the politics. I'm screwed there. I cannot fake conservatism or unreconstructed Marxism. Whatever unexamined prejudices I have against individuals from different cultures, I met too many stupid white people to believe in 'the innate superiority of the white race.' Perhaps thinking that affirmative action is actually useful and race is a social construct will get the hate.
Oh, and most of the music you like sucks. Then again, so does mine.
Why aren't more people posting more femmeslash? Why is there female character bashing? Yankees suck. Teenagers should take an intelligence test before they get a web site.
So, if I cannot be loved for my witty writings and such, I shall be hated. Then I will be famous, which will make me loved.
Right?
Obviously, to be the most hated person on LJ, I need to do some work. Bisexual, polyamourous women are already mentioned as evil, because they are not depending on sad boys who believe in the 'ladder theory' for sex. I'm fat, and post about my sex life, so that disgusts people who think anyone over 100 lbs shouldn't have any human contact. I am already writing RPS, but I need to do about less obscure people. I post 'profound' entries, 'OMG squee about the things and people I like' entries and boring 'here's how my day' entries went, so the hate can be spread around. Mentioning goth stuff obviously makes me a loser, even if I think 'Sex Gang Children' rather than 'AFI' when you mention goth. Plus, when you think 'childfree,' you think 'defensive and bitter child-hater.' Not you personally, but I ought to earn that reputation. Get away from that Jack Skellington, er, you evil parent.
I am not a pagan, though I am sure some people who think beit dins (dinim?) around the world would refuse to convert me. Obviously, I must be obnoxious about the converting to Judaism thing. I must read more Judaica and post it. A good old fashioned flame war about Caananite history or the Kabbalah will do. Pick fights with hardcore Aestru and serious Celtic recons, they are so much more fun to poke than the fluffy bunnies. Oh wait, why bother with the obscure when I can flame fundies and Messianic Jews? Maybe if I post "OMG PALESTINIANS SU><0RZ" or something, I'll get the hate. Hell, if I post "OMG ISRAEL IZ RACSIST!!!!!1," I'll get the hate too. Perhaps I can suggest that Disney buy the entire thing and turn into a theme park, and that the everyone else can live in Luxemborg.
I can be a furry. Yep, that's right, today, I decided I'm really a cyberpunk guinea pig trapped in a 'ew-man' body. Don't you even think of eating me,
browngirl. Just being doing that, I'll already get the hate from people who want to feel good about their 'collection' of Star Trek novels. If I get real pompous about it, I can be hated by more people. Maybe other furries. Keen! I am not as big into anime as I should be to be hated. Bad yaoi (yaoi warui?) especially. Never mind if my preferences in man love lean toward 'nerd' rather than 'twink.' I can learn to love weepy ukes and fangirl Japanese.
Then there are the politics. I'm screwed there. I cannot fake conservatism or unreconstructed Marxism. Whatever unexamined prejudices I have against individuals from different cultures, I met too many stupid white people to believe in 'the innate superiority of the white race.' Perhaps thinking that affirmative action is actually useful and race is a social construct will get the hate.
Oh, and most of the music you like sucks. Then again, so does mine.
Why aren't more people posting more femmeslash? Why is there female character bashing? Yankees suck. Teenagers should take an intelligence test before they get a web site.
So, if I cannot be loved for my witty writings and such, I shall be hated. Then I will be famous, which will make me loved.
Right?
