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[taratemima]

I'm not feeling too good, so here's a stupid little thing to read:

Step 1: In your mind, pick fifteen movies you really like.
Step 2: Pick a quote/short exchange from each one; don't repeat movies.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what movie the lines of dialogue come from (extra kudos if people can name the speaker and/or to whom s/he's speaking!)
Step 4: Cross out the quotes when someone guesses correctly.
DON'T CHEAT SUCKERS.


1. "I blame society. Society made me what I am today."
"That's bullshit, Duke. You're a white suburban punk like me." Repo Man, by xiphias

2. "The queen is a very important person. She hurts me a lot, but I respect her." Forbidden Zone, by lone_gunfreak

3. "The record company thinks the cover is sexist."
"What's wrong with being sexy?"
"Sexist, sexist." This Is Spinal Tap guessed by jmhm, xiphias

4. "Kent, Kent, it's Jesus, Kent, and you've been a naughty boy." Real Genius, by xiphias and lone_gunfreak

5. "National Review and Rolling Stone? Are you going out with a right-wing rock'n'roll star?" [Annie Hall, said by Alvy Singer (you know, the Woody Allen character)]

6. "And since I am dead, I can take off my head, to recite Shakespearan quotations." The Nightmare Before Christmas, guessed by broken_rook and lone_gunfreak

7. "If I had a dick, I'd go out and get laid!"
"So let's do the next best thing."
"What's that?"
"Kill people! No, not you." Dogma, by lone_gunfreak

8. "I will summarize this in one word: Icarus. If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine, but you ought to read more.", 24 Hour Party People, by bikergeek

9. "You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus.", The Matrix, by bikergeek

10. "Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people die in alphabetical order?", One Crazy Summer, by madbodger

11. "Who are you, Joseph? Why are you here?" [That was pretty obscure, but it's from The Changeling, said by the medium at the house of character played by George C Scott]

12. "I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you." Spiderman 2 guessed by xiphias.

13. "You can go to hell!"
"We can't. Not alone." [Hellraiser, between Kristy and Pinhead]

14. "Taffeta, darling."
"Taffeta, sweetheart?"
"No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily." Young Frankenstein, by xiphias and lone_gunfreak

15. "Say goodbye to all of this, and hello to oblivion." "Hi, oblivion, how's the wife and kids?" "Your wife, my kids." Er, Rocky Horror and xiphias, lone_gunfreak,