"I've been told by a close workmate of a gay guy (who was just a nodding acquaintance to me) who used to work at our organisation, about how the gay guy was visited at home one time by a couple of male Bible bashers (JWs or Mormons, can't remember which), one of whom the gay guy said was absolutely GORGEOUS. When the gorgeous one said to our colleague that he would like to teach him the ways of the Lord, our gay colleague said, fine, as long as I can teach you the ways of oral sex. Apparently, the Bible bashers left without further debate :-)"