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Birds always get trapped in the Student Center, and I get to hear them tweet pitifully.

QOTD

"I've been told by a close workmate of a gay guy (who was just a nodding acquaintance to me) who used to work at our organisation, about how the gay guy was visited at home one time by a couple of male Bible bashers (JWs or Mormons, can't remember which), one of whom the gay guy said was absolutely GORGEOUS. When the gorgeous one said to our colleague that he would like to teach him the ways of the Lord, our gay colleague said, fine, as long as I can teach you the ways of oral sex. Apparently, the Bible bashers left without further debate :-)"

I get weird bleeping spam

Same guy, asking for 'adult entertainers' and asking anyone can sell him some Ecstacy.

Right, give my name and e-mail to potential narcs? Not like Ecstacy holds any charm for me. I am already chatty, flirty, and mindless on BOOZE, thank you.

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I got a bone angel,
with a candlelight halo
and sheltering hands.

I thought he flew away
to a black lace girl,
prettier than me.

I'm never,
I'm never
going to let him go.
I'm never,
I'm never
going to let him go.

I had a licorice man
I don't think he knows
how sweet he is.

If he loves his sugar girl
why is he so sad with her
and always waiting for me?

Why don't I,
why don't I
go to let him go.
Why don't I,
why don't I
go to let him go.

(Inspired in part by psychodrama, T. Rex, and Opium Den)