taratemima | Because what is LJ but a forum for CONTROVERSY

I wish someone would make me this icon:

Breastfeeding icons are not bad.
Icons where you proclaim you are the mother earth goddess
for doing what women have been doing for millenia
and anyone who
has certain standards of modesty,
gets distracted easily
and cannot focus on the conversation when baby is getting mummy nummies,
feels it's unfair that non-breastfeeding women cannot be shirtless,
or just doesn't like bare breasts in a public off-line setting,
is a big meanie who should never venture outside--
well, I'm not bradfitz or anything--
but I'd ban you for that shit.

Except the text is just long.