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taratemimaI assume the friend's list read the Wired article on six word stories.
I assume the friends also remember this poll.
I went crazy and combined both. Now, are they any good? No idea.
River's last words: "Simon's the 999th?"
(River Tam/Nyarlatheop)
"Does Burton dress you?" "Who's he?"
(Richard Elfman/Violet Baudelaire)
"Take my heart, Lloyd. Ribcage's open."
(Lloyd Dobbler/Emily (Corpse Bride))
Kitty laughs, phases through Mordechai's hands.
(Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat)/Mordechai Washington Carver (Hebrew Hammer))
"You look gay." "Wilson's dealer, right?"
(Dr. Robert Chase (House)/Jay (View Askew))
Judas endorses predestination. Constantine, Granger skeptical.
(John Constantine/Judas Iscariot/Hermione Granger)
Cruise finds love. Excel destroys LA.
(Excel/Tom Cruise)
Ginger remembers London: aristocrat with dreadlocks.
(Ginger Johnson (Dykes to Watch Out For)/Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere))
Trinity offers red. Shock. Puppet? Moi?!
(Trinity/Miss Piggy)
Lesbians--crip and punk--terrorize bigots.
(Thea (Dykes to Watch Out For)/Hothead Paisan)
"I'm tortured, Buffy!" "Yeah right, Anakin."
( . . .you can guess, right?)
Match girl, Sith apprentice, burns city.
(Little Match Girl/Palpatine)
"Excuse me, former prefect." "Former queen."
(Percy Weasley/Susan Pevensie)
And some others--
Israelis, Palestinians battle zombies, each other.
Cheney tied on waterboard for Haliburton evidence.
Talk radio kills the YouTube star.
Lovers in Pompeii. Obsidian bones intertwined.
"You're pregnant? How?" "Dad, parthenogenesis, actually."
Deathbed confession--"should've dated more sluts."
The suicide's hell: eternal failed attempts.
Mum was Egyptian. Da was Reticulian.
Maggie's first menses was during Rosary.
At bar mitzvah, mothership finally lands.
Fine. We're through. Goodbye. Wait. No.
Jesus called God Daddy. Me? Deadbeat.
The saint's French kiss redeems succubus.
Surprise! Armageddon actually summoning of Ba'al.
Coloratura performs requiem before her execution.
"So, he's really 'Dude' Guevara, right?"
Last gift from soldier: Fortunate Son
I love you but fear love.
Escaped Rwandan genocide. Shot in Boston.
English's strange. Fragments meaningful and intelligible.
Detained for t-shirt--Shema in Judeo-Arabic.
Found glasses. Where are my eyes?
Circle of mouse skulls. Satanists? Cats?
A golem tries to walk into pub.
I bombed office after winning lottery.
Be my muse. Watch my downfall.
Aliens love sex tours on Earth.
Rejected by MIT. Exploring terrorist groups.
I assume the friends also remember this poll.
I went crazy and combined both. Now, are they any good? No idea.
River's last words: "Simon's the 999th?"
(River Tam/Nyarlatheop)
"Does Burton dress you?" "Who's he?"
(Richard Elfman/Violet Baudelaire)
"Take my heart, Lloyd. Ribcage's open."
(Lloyd Dobbler/Emily (Corpse Bride))
Kitty laughs, phases through Mordechai's hands.
(Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat)/Mordechai Washington Carver (Hebrew Hammer))
"You look gay." "Wilson's dealer, right?"
(Dr. Robert Chase (House)/Jay (View Askew))
Judas endorses predestination. Constantine, Granger skeptical.
(John Constantine/Judas Iscariot/Hermione Granger)
Cruise finds love. Excel destroys LA.
(Excel/Tom Cruise)
Ginger remembers London: aristocrat with dreadlocks.
(Ginger Johnson (Dykes to Watch Out For)/Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere))
Trinity offers red. Shock. Puppet? Moi?!
(Trinity/Miss Piggy)
Lesbians--crip and punk--terrorize bigots.
(Thea (Dykes to Watch Out For)/Hothead Paisan)
"I'm tortured, Buffy!" "Yeah right, Anakin."
( . . .you can guess, right?)
Match girl, Sith apprentice, burns city.
(Little Match Girl/Palpatine)
"Excuse me, former prefect." "Former queen."
(Percy Weasley/Susan Pevensie)
And some others--
Israelis, Palestinians battle zombies, each other.
Cheney tied on waterboard for Haliburton evidence.
Talk radio kills the YouTube star.
Lovers in Pompeii. Obsidian bones intertwined.
"You're pregnant? How?" "Dad, parthenogenesis, actually."
Deathbed confession--"should've dated more sluts."
The suicide's hell: eternal failed attempts.
Mum was Egyptian. Da was Reticulian.
Maggie's first menses was during Rosary.
At bar mitzvah, mothership finally lands.
Fine. We're through. Goodbye. Wait. No.
Jesus called God Daddy. Me? Deadbeat.
The saint's French kiss redeems succubus.
Surprise! Armageddon actually summoning of Ba'al.
Coloratura performs requiem before her execution.
"So, he's really 'Dude' Guevara, right?"
Last gift from soldier: Fortunate Son
I love you but fear love.
Escaped Rwandan genocide. Shot in Boston.
English's strange. Fragments meaningful and intelligible.
Detained for t-shirt--Shema in Judeo-Arabic.
Found glasses. Where are my eyes?
Circle of mouse skulls. Satanists? Cats?
A golem tries to walk into pub.
I bombed office after winning lottery.
Be my muse. Watch my downfall.
Aliens love sex tours on Earth.
Rejected by MIT. Exploring terrorist groups.
