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I assume the friend's list read the Wired article on six word stories.

I assume the friends also remember this poll.

I went crazy and combined both. Now, are they any good? No idea.

River's last words: "Simon's the 999th?"
(River Tam/Nyarlatheop)

"Does Burton dress you?" "Who's he?"
(Richard Elfman/Violet Baudelaire)

"Take my heart, Lloyd. Ribcage's open."
(Lloyd Dobbler/Emily (Corpse Bride))

Kitty laughs, phases through Mordechai's hands.
(Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat)/Mordechai Washington Carver (Hebrew Hammer))

"You look gay." "Wilson's dealer, right?"
(Dr. Robert Chase (House)/Jay (View Askew))

Judas endorses predestination. Constantine, Granger skeptical.
(John Constantine/Judas Iscariot/Hermione Granger)

Cruise finds love. Excel destroys LA.
(Excel/Tom Cruise)

Ginger remembers London: aristocrat with dreadlocks.
(Ginger Johnson (Dykes to Watch Out For)/Marquis de Carabas (Neverwhere))

Trinity offers red. Shock. Puppet? Moi?!
(Trinity/Miss Piggy)

Lesbians--crip and punk--terrorize bigots.
(Thea (Dykes to Watch Out For)/Hothead Paisan)

"I'm tortured, Buffy!" "Yeah right, Anakin."
( . . .you can guess, right?)

Match girl, Sith apprentice, burns city.
(Little Match Girl/Palpatine)

"Excuse me, former prefect." "Former queen."
(Percy Weasley/Susan Pevensie)

And some others--

( No fandom, no reason, I just like challenges )