Last words
Jun. 13th, 2007 07:57 pm(Relax--this is for Blog Like It's the End of the World meme)
They're breaking the windows downstairs. I piled my books and heavy storage bins against the bedroom door. At best, it will buy me ten seconds.
I have no way out of here. I live in a metropolitan area, dammit. I may have been bitten, and I hope I can still type this before I lose all functioning.
I do have this bottle of aspirin and some mead I 'borrowed' from my housemate. I'm not Ash. I just want to die in as little pain as possible.
If I am not dead, then I'll be unconscious. I won't feel them eat me. I have rehearsed many times. I'm shoving pills and alcohol in my mouth while I type. Go, multitasking.
I rehearsed my final message a thousand times. All my friends, all my relatives, all my crushes, all my lost connections, all my unfulfilled dreams, all my missed opportunities. It's about me. I know. How lame.
So, if there is anyone alive:
You dumb fucks finally destroyed us all.
I love you, all of humanity.
I hope my cadaver poisons them.
Gotta go rest. The pills are taking effect and they're breaking down the door.
They're breaking the windows downstairs. I piled my books and heavy storage bins against the bedroom door. At best, it will buy me ten seconds.
I have no way out of here. I live in a metropolitan area, dammit. I may have been bitten, and I hope I can still type this before I lose all functioning.
I do have this bottle of aspirin and some mead I 'borrowed' from my housemate. I'm not Ash. I just want to die in as little pain as possible.
If I am not dead, then I'll be unconscious. I won't feel them eat me. I have rehearsed many times. I'm shoving pills and alcohol in my mouth while I type. Go, multitasking.
I rehearsed my final message a thousand times. All my friends, all my relatives, all my crushes, all my lost connections, all my unfulfilled dreams, all my missed opportunities. It's about me. I know. How lame.
So, if there is anyone alive:
You dumb fucks finally destroyed us all.
I love you, all of humanity.
I hope my cadaver poisons them.
Gotta go rest. The pills are taking effect and they're breaking down the door.