Things I learned today
Jun. 13th, 2007 08:27 pm1) Mead and aspirin is a shitty way to commit suicide. Nothing like vomiting all over yourself while seeing rotting arms crashing through your door.
2) Baker's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable is heavy enough to knock back a zombie--OK, a skinny teenage girl of a zombie. But anything works.
3) I got a frantic call from the housemate. She had gone to a podiatrist appointment. Her husband is dead, she is somewhere between Belmont and Watertown, and she is scared, not sure how long she can manage, but unhurt. Could I hold down the fort until she gets home?
The story of the house was that during the Blizzard of '78, all her neighbors and friends came to her house because they knew she would cook them food and take care of them.
I have to do this, because I said I would.
I checked my body for marks, and there is a red mark on my arm . . .maybe the teeth did not go all the way in. See, I was riding home, and this person leaned on to me. Not close enough, because I ran out of the car, and got into the next empty one.
Pardon me, I have to clean up the broken glass and block the windows some other way. Better put on some shoes
2) Baker's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable is heavy enough to knock back a zombie--OK, a skinny teenage girl of a zombie. But anything works.
3) I got a frantic call from the housemate. She had gone to a podiatrist appointment. Her husband is dead, she is somewhere between Belmont and Watertown, and she is scared, not sure how long she can manage, but unhurt. Could I hold down the fort until she gets home?
The story of the house was that during the Blizzard of '78, all her neighbors and friends came to her house because they knew she would cook them food and take care of them.
I have to do this, because I said I would.
I checked my body for marks, and there is a red mark on my arm . . .maybe the teeth did not go all the way in. See, I was riding home, and this person leaned on to me. Not close enough, because I ran out of the car, and got into the next empty one.
Pardon me, I have to clean up the broken glass and block the windows some other way. Better put on some shoes