More fucking tests

[taratemima]

Take the What
animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz


From emode.com:
Tara, Mentor and the Protégé is your primary love story!

The Mentor and the Protégé is a love story about more than love for love's sake. In it, love grows out of a deeper need to learn and understand other aspects of your love through the teachings of someone else. Love isn't the only thing you're after. You want power, success, attention, maybe even fame. You want to be recognized, doted on, and adored for your talents. And the object of your desire is the person best suited to provide you with these things — a boss, a mentor, a teacher, or a troubled genius.

This archetypal story is the basis of many great tales of love — usually involving an older man falling for a younger woman. Hamlet flirted with his mother. Jane Eyre fell for her stern, older boss. Jackson Pollock married a less-accomplished painter.

Your destructive powers vary widely as you constantly change trying to hide from everything. Computer virus quiz

You are Syntaxkill!!

You
are the manwhore of PHP! You like to use really big worded sentances to proclaim your superior intellect like a pimp shows off his best whore's breasts! You try to come off as an enlightend individual, but usually come off as a condescending jerk. You like to create abstract art, and have thus been named "Art Fag" by your peers, even though you are not,
in fact gay. You like women with issues and baggage, baggage being children, and issues being going from Goth to Christian in 1 marriage or less! At work, you are the bitch of PHP, and you like it! You're sad that your php projects are slowing down, but your glad that the SMI Determinations project is going to rear it's ugly head and you can work on it again! Sometimes you can be really stiff and act like an ass, but your friends, and there are alot of them(70+ AIM buddies..sheesh),understand. You need toget laid. BAD.


You are so pafuckingthetic!