I ain't getting no cures, thanks
Feb. 25th, 2002 05:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (115%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (100%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]
Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi (130%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu (130%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth (155%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Industrial (150%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Gaming (100%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion (180%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia (200%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Free BSD (115%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (170%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (130%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory (180%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (110%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (60%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (115%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (100%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]
Junkfood (115%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi (130%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu (130%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
Goth (155%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Industrial (150%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Gaming (100%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Religion (180%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia (200%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Free BSD (115%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (170%)
Stop caring!
Brand Names (130%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory (180%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Prog Rock (110%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (60%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button
