Oh my . . .

[taratemima]

According to emode.com's Celebrity Matchmaker, I can have as my dates . . .

John Cusack

Okay, maybe we're going out on a limb here, but we bet that if John Cusack gave you his heart, you — unlike Ione Skye in that classic Say Anything scene — wouldn't give him a pen. (What was she thinking?!) Sweet, funny, good-looking...what's not
to love about this all-around great catch? Nothing. The wry Chicago native proved
he was every girl's dream date in the '80s, and he's only gotten better since. Since
you always go for guys who can tickle your funny bone and put you at ease, he's
definitely your celebrity soulmate. (Just don't tell Neve Campbell!) With his quick wit
and dry sense of humor, he'd make sure you were never without a smile. Plus,
think how much fun it would be to get to hang out with older sib Joan!

Scary thing was Say Anything is one of my favorite movies.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Yowza! She may be hitched to Michael Douglas, but fiery Welsh beauty Catherine
Zeta-Jones was meant to be your dream girl. As exotic and sensual as they come,
this adventurous actress started her career in British TV and then swashbuckled her
way onto Hollywood's A-list after co-starring in The Mask of Zorro with Antonio
Banderas. Her zest for life and earthy good looks are just what you're looking for —
nothing floats your boat more than a voluptuous (who could forget that
butt-in-the-air scene from Entrapment?) leading lady with charm and glamour to
spare. Sure, she's a mom now, but that just proves she's all woman. Try not to be
jealous of the baby...

Eh. Sure, she's lovely, but do I really want to deal with severe baby rabies?

Both unlikely. Oh well, it's fun asking.

Oh, and the test is at emode.com.