Strange attractors

I am looking at websites for a certain fairly popular band that I am embarrassed about liking, and feeling a weird attraction to slash written about two of the members. Somehow, however, I am thinking of writing fanfic about a reluctant fan of this band, going through her journey of discovery thanks to younger fans and a night out before and after a concert. I am reading recommended fanfic (because really, why waste time reading crap?). I am wondering what the 40th poem for this chapbook will be. I smell like dust, roses and Off. I finished packing my own stuff. I am up way too late.

Dare me to write it?

Name Violette Marie Suzanne del'Ortollio
Eyes: Smoky Mahogany
Hair: Shimmering Raven
Scent: Lacy Jasmine
Weird Power: Necromancy
Skill: Linguistics Expert/Scientific Genius (Noam Chomsky regularly does the "I'm not worthy" thing when she visits MIT :))
Feature: Sexy Foreign Accent
Connection: Giles's Former Partner