Getting silly and getting good
Feb. 15th, 2002 10:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
taratemimaI got a job through Adecco Monday, and the Tufts Health interview went very well, even though I'll have to meet with the supervisors. She says I could get an administration job if I want. Spent the day walking, and I'll get another check thanks to being eligible for EIC (the one consolation of earning so little). Sooo, I'll pay a good chunk of bills, which makes me happy. If all goes well, I'll save part of the temp job toward more of the bills, then save for an apartment, then toward dental work, then maybe studio time, or to pay a literary agent, or who knows?
I had this great skit idea with Noam Chomsky trash-talking. Obviously, not all the opinions expressed here are endorsed by the author, other than that David Horowitz sucks, studying languages are good, and the thought of a 70-year-old linguistics professor talking like he's DMX is funny.
"David Horowitz you alumni association-sicing, Lynne Cheney-ass-kissing, secretly-fantasizing-about-fucking-Black-Panthers, Klan-rally-attending, wishing-you-could-mow-down-Palestineans-like-Sharon-in-Lebanon, leftie academic-censoring, whining-about-being-censored-by-left-wing-college-newspaper-editors-because-they-write-editorals-against-your-shit, right-wing-Jew-baiter-coddling bitch, get off my dick. Ask the government for reparations for yo weak writing skillz. You call me anti-America? Please, you and your fascist butt boy pals fucking hate that I can drop knowledge even to a corporation-choked country full of media hos ready to start sucking Bush's dick than talk about the real shiznit that goes down, manufacturing consent like Coors manufactures shitty beer. You better check yo ex-Stalinist self before the capitalist state structure falls on your ugly self. But before I out, I gots to give love to the motherfuckers keeping it real. To mah dawgs at MIT, in that shitty office the Administration chickenheads give the Linguistics and Philosophy department, but we're just gonna keep our heads up and drop generative grammar knowledge, aight? To mah main dawg, Steve Pinker, much love. To motherfuckers around the world educating peoples about linguistics, doing the the hard work of transcribing, recording, legislating for endangered languages, getting in the news correcting bullshit about Ebonics, making computers understand the human voice, talking to the shorties and seeing how they fill in their innate knowledge of grammar, much respect. Much love to Chumbawumba, Billy Bragg, the Coup, the guy who writes the Boondocks, and all the lefties keeping it real. Fuck all the non-believers, the connectionists, the emergists, and all the trendy bitches in academia crying about mah theory of innate grammar. I will outlast all of y'all bitches. Fuck the WTO, the CIA, the NSA, the FBI. You ain't getting no language specialists, so stop asking. Fuck the right-libertarians, yo invisible hand ought to smack yo on yo fool head. I'm out."
I had this great skit idea with Noam Chomsky trash-talking. Obviously, not all the opinions expressed here are endorsed by the author, other than that David Horowitz sucks, studying languages are good, and the thought of a 70-year-old linguistics professor talking like he's DMX is funny.
"David Horowitz you alumni association-sicing, Lynne Cheney-ass-kissing, secretly-fantasizing-about-fucking-Black-Panthers, Klan-rally-attending, wishing-you-could-mow-down-Palestineans-like-Sharon-in-Lebanon, leftie academic-censoring, whining-about-being-censored-by-left-wing-college-newspaper-editors-because-they-write-editorals-against-your-shit, right-wing-Jew-baiter-coddling bitch, get off my dick. Ask the government for reparations for yo weak writing skillz. You call me anti-America? Please, you and your fascist butt boy pals fucking hate that I can drop knowledge even to a corporation-choked country full of media hos ready to start sucking Bush's dick than talk about the real shiznit that goes down, manufacturing consent like Coors manufactures shitty beer. You better check yo ex-Stalinist self before the capitalist state structure falls on your ugly self. But before I out, I gots to give love to the motherfuckers keeping it real. To mah dawgs at MIT, in that shitty office the Administration chickenheads give the Linguistics and Philosophy department, but we're just gonna keep our heads up and drop generative grammar knowledge, aight? To mah main dawg, Steve Pinker, much love. To motherfuckers around the world educating peoples about linguistics, doing the the hard work of transcribing, recording, legislating for endangered languages, getting in the news correcting bullshit about Ebonics, making computers understand the human voice, talking to the shorties and seeing how they fill in their innate knowledge of grammar, much respect. Much love to Chumbawumba, Billy Bragg, the Coup, the guy who writes the Boondocks, and all the lefties keeping it real. Fuck all the non-believers, the connectionists, the emergists, and all the trendy bitches in academia crying about mah theory of innate grammar. I will outlast all of y'all bitches. Fuck the WTO, the CIA, the NSA, the FBI. You ain't getting no language specialists, so stop asking. Fuck the right-libertarians, yo invisible hand ought to smack yo on yo fool head. I'm out."
